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Lady Godiva Murders Orient Express Poundage

by Owen on May 4th, '10

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My job for 27 years is taking people on ritzy, Orient Express-type train trips world-wide. Hence my formerly balloon-like body. Then-’Naked Chocolate Lady’ to the rescue! Now it’s daily salads, followed by an evening Godiva chocolate reward. Forty pounds gone!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

Unexpected Trip to Peoria

by Kathy on Dec 15th, '09

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I was flying Denver-Buffalo, with a stop in Chicago. There was very bad weather in Chicago so they had us land in Peoria. Peoria? I thought people only went there in jokes. They had a power failure so I spent the night in the airport with no food or light.…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

It all came tumbling down…

by Cecelia on Dec 1st, '09

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I was mid-escalator with 2 LARGE suitcases and a coffee when one suitcases tips over knocking over the second, knocking me to the side (spilling hot coffee all over) then both suitcases slowly, extremely dangerously, tumble all the way down the up-escalator, causing a huge crowd to witness my folly…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE