i found out i have hard poop stuck in my butt so i have to get on a diet, and detoxs my body. everything i know and love i cant eat: pizza,popcorn,candy,fried chicken… but most of all-CHOCOLATE!!!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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My baby POOPED all over her outfit and blanket which is no big deal except no one told me!! I was carrying a bunch of things and put the blanket in my mouth to give her!!! I got an AWFUL suprise!! Then today i woke up sick..COINCIDENCE? …I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
Why me? Why now?
Driving home from Chicago, lover tells me he’s too tired to make love, massage therapist calls to cancel my evening massage, I arrive home to a 40 degree house with an inch of water on the floor, and someone’s enormous dog pooped on my front lawn…my mantra today is…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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(brown) gifts of all kinds…
twas two weeks before christmas and all through the house, not a poopie was stirring- or so I thought- until auntie came calling, twas a gift for me! from behind two little thighs, an aroma did rise; so i changed the brown poo for a fresh diaper-doo… yup……I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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The Birthday Poop
I had a birthday party last weekend. Right before I left, I took Bogey out for a walk. Hurrying, I scooped her up to rush inside and the smell hit me – she had poop all over her and now I had it all over me and my costume…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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