Woke up with a cold. Arrived late to class- during lecture my phone voice recognition went off and repeatedly said “ALAN!” on loudspeaker in the middle of lecture. Realized I was locked out of the apartment, missed my favorite TV show and couldn’t take the medicine I had just bought! …I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Chocolate – The Best Medicine
On my desk sits the candy jar. Usually filled with….what else, chocolate. By the end of the day, after 40 or so sick, cranky patients have come through my office (its flu season, you know) and I’m so over being nice and nurturing, I just have to have some…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Flu
Woke up half dead,
I’m feeling quite blue,
My stomach is sick,
I must have the flu!
Painful pulse in my head,
Advil long overdue,
My neck has a crick,
Nasty medicine I must chew.…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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