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Family for Sale

by truffle_lover4eva on Apr 8th, '10

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We were together for 8 years, he gave me 2 beautiful boys. Then he said he wasn’t ready for a family. I then found out he had a girlfriend for 3 out of the 8 years. Her name was Jessica, she was a friend. Thank you, but…….…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

Sleep, please!

by aenima49 on Mar 8th, '10

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After my kids and I had a stomach virus (while Hubby was away on business) I was dying for some sleep. It seems my son is getting 3 or 4 teeth at one because he was up every hour on the hour last night!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

Really…REALLY???

by Ashlie on Dec 3rd, '09

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Kids+break time+scrounged up enough change to barely survive+vending machine from Hades = really…REALLY??? this Squared = …I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

Thanks but no thanks

by Anne on Dec 2nd, '09

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I work with Special Education kids. One student was having a particulary hard time with an assignment. I went over to help him and he shouted “Leave me the *explitive* alone” and stormed out of the room. 7th Grade! I was just just trying to help.…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

One of THOSE days…

by ems2416 on Dec 1st, '09

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Morning: eating scrambled eggs and bread, attempted to stop a sneeze, ouch! .Afternoon:, baby spit up, hungry toddler! Easy mac n Cheese disaster-forgot to put mac in the bowl! Excited to make cake- toddler dropped the bowlful of flour and mashed bananas!,Hubby is running late;baby starts crying again! uh oh!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

Why Me?

by Why Me? on Dec 1st, '09

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I was home with the flu & my 3-yr-old. While I slept she kept herself entertained: green/pink marker on her face, neck, legs, lips, nails. Went to wash her face. Turning off the faucet, looking in the mirror I saw my marker makeup: blush, shadow, lipstick. Makes me think…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

Kindergarden Drawing

by Cheryl on Nov 19th, '09

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My son came home from school with one of those drawings of his family. When I asked him what he had decided to depict in it, he said, “Mommy yelling at daddy!”  IRHC…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE