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Goodbye

by Megan on Aug 30th, '10

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I had to send my husband (active duty Navy) off on a ship today. I’d have much rather had chocolate.…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

Baby Bump?!

by Elizabeth on Apr 5th, '10

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So I just had a baby and the “bump” is still there… I might occasionally complain to my husband about it and he seems to think that working out and eating right will help. Hmmmmm, interesting theory. Silly husband, I’m hormonal, give me chocolate or run and hide buddy! …I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

If I were a woman

by Kathy on Dec 22nd, '09

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My husband was watching a TV show about the sexiest man on earth. Disgustedly, he called in to me, “I don’t think he’s sexy at all. Come in here. If you were a woman, would you think he was sexy.”…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

Hospitalized Groom

by The Solo Bride on Dec 1st, '09

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My mother-in-law gave my husband food poisoning on the day of my wedding. I had to stand in front of an audience of 250 friends and family and announce that my husband has gone to the hospital and will not be joining us at the reception.…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

Smashing My Car

by Laura on Nov 13th, '09

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I backed our, and by our I mean my husband’s, sports car into a tree…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE