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I would’ve had chocolate…

by Helen on Jul 7th, '10

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Looks a little guilty, doesn’t he? That’s after he’d snatched and eaten all 5 and a half ounces of the Godiva cupcakes that I’d just set out. So much for treating myself after a bad day. …I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

I love my dog but …

by BarbInVA on Jun 17th, '10

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I volunteer with a rescue group & foster dogs in my home. One dog I recently fostered became anxious when he got trapped in my bedroom all day while I was at work. I got home at about 9 pm and found this …. …I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

Why me? Why now?

by Emily H. on Feb 9th, '10

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Driving home from Chicago, lover tells me he’s too tired to make love, massage therapist calls to cancel my evening massage, I arrive home to a 40 degree house with an inch of water on the floor, and someone’s enormous dog pooped on my front lawn…my mantra today is…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

Have to return my dog

by ana on Dec 20th, '09

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My ex boyfriend left me his dog for over a year, than this month he ask me to send the dog to him. I was so sad. Had to bring him to airport and sent to buenos aires.…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

Puppy Dog Eyes

by ChocolateArchy on Dec 7th, '09

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The dog was giving me the “I’m pitiful” look, so I set him on my lap and in the process knocked my wine off the table and onto the white carpet. Now there are pink-tinted blotches on the floor. I need to figure out how to remove them, but…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

Wishful Doggy

by Beatriz on Dec 2nd, '09

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This morning I was enjoying the taste of my favorite chocolate while filling my dog’s food bowl. When I set the bowl down for her to eat she took one whiff of her food and looked at the chocolate in my hand. The look in her eyes said…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

The Birthday Poop

by Stacey the Birthday girl on Nov 24th, '09

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I had a birthday party last weekend. Right before I left, I took Bogey out for a walk. Hurrying, I scooped her up to rush inside and the smell hit me – she had poop all over her and now I had it all over me and my costume…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE