Looks a little guilty, doesn’t he? That’s after he’d snatched and eaten all 5 and a half ounces of the Godiva cupcakes that I’d just set out. So much for treating myself after a bad day. …I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
Driving home from Chicago, lover tells me he’s too tired to make love, massage therapist calls to cancel my evening massage, I arrive home to a 40 degree house with an inch of water on the floor, and someone’s enormous dog pooped on my front lawn…my mantra today is…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
The dog was giving me the “I’m pitiful” look, so I set him on my lap and in the process knocked my wine off the table and onto the white carpet. Now there are pink-tinted blotches on the floor. I need to figure out how to remove them, but…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE