When I was pregnant, against my conscience, I got a bag of Godiva Gems to eat “infrequently”. While I wasn’t looking, my husband who I swear NEVER liked chocolate, must have stolen some! When confronted, he said he ALWAYS liked chocolate, and without apology, popped more into his mouth! Aarrgh!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Chocolate on My FACE!
then go shopping with my parents. After buying cordials with my boyfriend and enjoying one while in my parent’s car. I exclaimed “This is so orgasmic.” My stepdad said “Well at $40.00/pound, you now how to satisfy her.” I recieved Godiva chocolate for our honeymoon night from my parents! …I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Free Chocolate for Crazy Women
Mom & I were Late for a book sinning. We needed, wheelchair and upfront parking.
Parked by a door with wheelchair. The bookstore…right inside Godiva next door. We were ushered up front and books signed. Treated ourselves…& got free chocolate too.
She is in Heaven…but I get all the Godiva.…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Chocolate come and save me!
Today started okay, got up for school, brought cookies for the class, when my container broke and all the cookies were everywhere. To top it off I had ripped my jeans, and it started to rain . . .…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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a chic taste-bud
i was on a 5 stars restaurant with my four year old cousin,after trying the chef’s creme brule and apple crustate , took the pieces of her mouth and looked at me saying that she couldn’t understand why we didn’t get chocolate for dessert, so we both agree that …I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Sofia Loren didn’t get it right!
Ms. Loren once said “Everything you see I owe to spaghetti”
I love pasta as well as the next girl, but I have to tell you that I will be 50 soon, have a 4 year old daughter & as far as maintaining my figure, and my sanity, well……I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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I Need a Chocolate Break
I needed extra cash and took a job as a sports mascot and instead got a broken arm. Yay, but…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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chocolate insurance
I’m pregnant with my first child. My first prenatal visit couldn’t begin because the hospital didn’t tell me they don’t take my insurance. They had me run around a huge building to file for an insurance they take. At the end of the day, I’m sure even the baby thought …I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Godiva’s Secret
I’d just rather have Godiva for its untold secret… Somehow, deep within us, as we savor the exquisite taste of Godiva chocolate, we get lost in the moment… and we come to the realization that an aspect of our life… is divine!……I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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A true moment of ecstasy…
It’s one of the most popular sweets of all time. Women crave it, men hoard it, and Aztec kings were said to have been the first to eat it. But why do we love chocolate so much?
In our culture, chocolate thought of as a romantic gift. Chocolate equals love!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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WHAT!! No Chocolate?
Today was my first Easter, I was sooooo excited!! I knew my Mommy and Daddy were going to give me something REALLY good in my basket…When they set it down next to me I looked in and there were only toys and spoons!!!! …I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
Chocolate Chip cookies, without the chips!
Imagine if you can, CRAVING hot, real butter, real vanilla, real dark chocolate chip cookies? Then, when you go to make a batch, you don’t have the Godiva chocolate to crumble up, you only have peanut butter flavored chips!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Why me? Why now?
Driving home from Chicago, lover tells me he’s too tired to make love, massage therapist calls to cancel my evening massage, I arrive home to a 40 degree house with an inch of water on the floor, and someone’s enormous dog pooped on my front lawn…my mantra today is…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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I’d Rather Have Chocolate than Work on Monday
Every Monday it is so hard to get out of bed and go to work! I would rather have chocolate than work on Mondays!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Life is like a truckload of Chocolate
So… I recently went on a diet and considered quitting eating chocolate. Then I decided I’m NO QUITTER!! The health benefits certainly outweigh anything negative.
Happy Holidays To All…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Chocolate,an emotional rescue!
Simba, my cat, an offspring of a Lynx and a beauty, is lost! He had issues at first like being extremely anti social, spraying etc, but we worked through all of his problems! Chocolate, in the form of my mousse ladyfinger cake, is the only rescue to my frazzled demeanor!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
Chores or Chocolate?
I love doing chores around the house but……I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Today I was at a fancy dinner. Lot’s of exquisite food was being served for each course. There were truffles, lot’s of meat, apple pies, key lime pie, and tarts, I was wondering why I wasn’t happy with the food. I then realized it was because.…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Chocolate is the best medicine
While reading the product information on a prescription medicine I am about to have refilled, I realized that many of the “viruses” and “soreness” I’ve been experiencing lately are actually severe side effects of said medication. The manufacturer advises contacting a doctor immediately but to be honest …I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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The Struggle with the walker
I’m in social services. I love my clients-job. today, I met my nemesis, a walker. Placing it in my car, while rainy. Judging by the looks of the people watching me and laughing, the struggle seemed entertaining to those observing. Standing there laughing at myself…..I thought,…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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UGH!!
I look at the clock,and apparently,it’s 9 Am. I’m late!I just wanted to scream.What?The alarm didn’t even go off!I’m in class now,and the teacher says,”Get out your homework!” Oh no.I just remembered that i left it on the bed when i was getting ready!It TRULY is Friday the thirteenth, and…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Foot Meet Mouth
One day while watching a game with my husband I saw someone holding a big D and a fence. I thought it looked like a gate. I said, “What’s de-gate?” He laughed. When I finally figured out it was “DEFENSE” I felt foolish. Believe me,…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Hospitalized Groom
My mother-in-law gave my husband food poisoning on the day of my wedding. I had to stand in front of an audience of 250 friends and family and announce that my husband has gone to the hospital and will not be joining us at the reception.…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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