So, it’s my birthday yesterday, and I have to go to the DMV to renew my license (boo). I’m walking to my car, and I see a big SCRAPE and dent on my bumper. No note. Then I still have to go to the DMV and wait for two hours!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Turning 21 Blues
Beer… who wants imported beer for their 21st birthday? You’d think my mom would know what I really want after all this time. It’s about time my parents accept me as an adult and give me the “hard stuff”. I meant Godiva chocolate liqueur. Geez.…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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90th Birthday
Just moving we didn’t know anyone, so we were invited to a neighbors 90th birthday. I greeted the old man in the rocker with a big ‘HAPPY BIRTHDAY’, only to have him say ‘IT’S NOT MY BIRTHDAY, IT’S MY FATHERS BIRTHDAY, HE’S OVER THERE. Good way to meet the neighbors….…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Gorilla Gram!
Nothing says Happy Birthday (or embarrassment) in front of your entire company than a singing (rather poorly) Gorilla Gram. I’d RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Birthday Disaster
I never take a vacation on my birthday but this year I went out. Got lost in the city for hours, set the smoke detector off at the hotel, busted my car tire, it rained all week and when I came back home my house had been broken into.…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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The Birthday Poop
I had a birthday party last weekend. Right before I left, I took Bogey out for a walk. Hurrying, I scooped her up to rush inside and the smell hit me – she had poop all over her and now I had it all over me and my costume…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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