I was feeding the cutest baby monkey peanuts at a zoo when I turned to talk to my grandfather. I soon heard a sickening “CRUNCH” and turned back to the cage to see that the monkey had bitten my finger and taken off the entire nail!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
Chocolate never hurt me like this so you can be sure …I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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We have a family beach event coming up, so I thought, “Let’s try some self-tanning lotion!” Little did I know, the lotion was for “dark”, and I am the superest of pale. So, in the end, I am the unnatural color of chocolate, but I’d rather be eating it!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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than kidney stones. I’m diagnosed w/ renal calculi/cyst on kidney. I was in hospital for 3 days with 2 ER surgeries. On diet which includes chocolate. No chocolate for 2 wks but fell off wagon. I had to get Godiva truffles. Stones = pain but life is miserable without chocolate. …I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
i would buy this juicy couture dress for my dear boston terrier puppy, Bella it’s on sale in all but……I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Right now I am at home “studying” for my math final tomorrow. What I am really doing is browsing the Godiva website and praying I will get some free rewards soon. Hopefully when I fail, my math teacher will understand that truffles are much more enjoyable than logarithmic functions!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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I am days away from graduating when my thesis advisor sends me an email with corrections on sections he had previously approved these corrections have to be done within 48 hours. Two sleepless days later I send it off …I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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I had just fed Brandon, my two year old, some ice cream with chocolate fudge sauce. When I wasn’t looking, five year old brother Brady had “decorated” Brandon with a chocolate mustache and nose. Brandon’s expression is priceless.…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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It was raining and I was waiting at the curb for my husband to drive up and get me. A bus came along and hit a puddle by the curb. The splash completely drenched me from head to foot. I was standing there dripping wet. My husband couldn’t help laugh.…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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I haven’t ran in 3 weeks because of I’ve been busy with schoolwork, spending time with friends, and just plain lazy. So I’m late on my schedule training for a marathon. Unfortunately, my knees hurt from the pressure when I walk and I’m only 21. …I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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One night while staying at my boyfriends place(basement apartment)I crept upstairs at about 11 with one thing on my mind–chocolate.I bumped into my boyfriends mom,I jokinglybrought up it was that time of month and needed my fix.She told me,as I rummaged about the junk cabinet,that I should”really”have some carrots instead…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Showed up to work and had the largest pile of paperwork I’ve ever seen waiting on my desk. Hours of excel entry later…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Dieting… sometimes you start to think, “If I have one more carrot, I’m going to TURN INTO a rabbit!” Help! I’m afraid it might be coming true.…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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I was in an elevator in a tall building when the elevator got stuck. One woman started going on an on about how we would certainly die if the cable broke and we dropped from such a height. Was I ever glad to get out of there!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Me & myBaby sister- sister on the right-just before she died. I use to give her Godiva chocolates on special occasions. She loved them – her birthday date is next month so I would love to win this in her memory.I would give to hospice nurses in her memory.Bless you…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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So, it’s my birthday yesterday, and I have to go to the DMV to renew my license (boo). I’m walking to my car, and I see a big SCRAPE and dent on my bumper. No note. Then I still have to go to the DMV and wait for two hours!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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After weeks of searching, open houses, haggling over the price of the house, home inspection, appraisal….she didn’t think it was necessary to tell her realtor she was declaring bankruptcy, didn’t have a clear title and couldn’t legally SELL her house….…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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I’m currently trying to get in shape, and have been exercising more and eating lighter. I’ve seen good results, but one thing’s missing. Sure, fruits and veggies are delicious, but sometimes you have to succumb to your cravings. I refuse to snack on only “health foods”…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Love my job. I get to help people, change their lives. However, sometimes it’s dangerous when they’re mad. The other day, I was covered in, from head to toe, face too, something the same color, that doesn’t smell as good as chocolate, while getting scratched, pinched and attacked.…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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ARG, more girls than boys. Boys were certainly putting on the show trying to out do each other for the attention of the girls. There were snakes, hampsters, lizards, talking birds, bunnys in the room – could hardly tell the difference between the boys and the animals. ARG!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Chocolates are the best gift. That is the Godiva chocolates…Nobody wastes them. They are never unhappy when they receive the gift. When in doubt choose CHOCOLATES….THE GOT TO HAVE ONES….DIVE INTO GODIVAS.…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Since conquering stage 3 breast cancer and partial mastectomy, I’ve undergone numerous reconstructive surgeries the past 2 years. Doctor & staff treat me wonderful, so every other appointment, I bring them Godiva, as my way of saying thankyou. Now, at my appointments, I’m known as “Lady Godiva.”…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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About six weeks into my second pregnancy I began getting sick everytime I ate chocolate. This is devasting! Chocolate is my world! I used to buy Godiva once a week. Not anymore. Now when a craving hits I now resort to other sweets, but believe me…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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This week: Had 24 hours to read a 300 page book and write a 5 page report. Now: Have over 5 papers to read, 3 lectures and 2 podcasts to listen to, and 1 body-size painting to paint. My immune system is shutting down from stress. I’d rather have chocolate. …I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Telling one of my clients that I was changing roles in my company, I got the best compliment ever. She said, “Here for all these years we have had Godiva and they are taking it away and giving us crappy chocolate made in China!”. I replied “OH AM I GODIVA!”…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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