Sitting here alone…one more lonely night… thoughts sift through my mind like what is the use of going on….what’s my purpose here on earth…where am I going? There are a lot of lonely people out there. When I’m down I try to think of something to cheer me up…that is when I dream. A guy…a dog….nope…I would rather have chocolate!
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Even the Alligator Knows!
Grandpa Bud always said he was sure he heard that alligator say…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Chocolate is the answer!
Problem: my boss yelled at me!
Solution: Chocolate!
Problem: my pantie hose have a run in them!
solution: Chocolate!
Problem: My boyfriend dumped me!
Solution: Chocolate!
Problem: The diet is over!
Solution: Chocolate!
Problem: Any and all problems!
Solution: Always chocolate!
p.s. Loved the movie: “Chocolate”…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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i want a pig!
i was looking at a Star mag, and they took an adorable pic of a piglets that was brothers. i wanted them so bad. i know i cant affod them. 
…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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WV office “breakfast” chocolate!
I’m working on the flood disaster response operation in southern WV, and this morning at 7:30am, I poured myself another cup of coffee, and announced “What I’d give for piece of chocolate…” and one of my wonderful coworkers actually got up and took me to get some!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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My dog Cocoa was a puppy, a poodle. As my family were inside the Godiva store, I sat outside in the cold, where a huge crowd of people gathered to admire Cocoa’s cute fluffiness. With a cute dog like cocoa, I really CAN’T say…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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I’ll pass on the cocktail
Sitting down for cocktails with the husband’s family after a 9 hour flight, 2 hours of D.C. traffic, and I order water. Shocked, his family asks, “water?” I say, “I’d rather have chocolate.” After driving us back that night my husband thanked me for driving safely with a Godiva box!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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no baskin robbins
my diet is going well i guess, yesterday my sister and i left the library hoping to get 31 cent scoop of ice cream at B.R. , when we got there the line was 2 hours long. we go to mcdonald’s in our hood the ice cream machine was BROKE. …I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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April 28th: Stress. Snow. Balding. Why.
Econ midterm. Wouldn’t be a problem if I were actually an ECON MAJOR.
Had to pull out my ski jacket because it was SNOWING this morning. Haven’t showered in days. At work, boss looked at my ponytail and asked if I had a hair loss problem. Guess I need Rogaine.…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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diet at 15 :{
i found out i have hard poop stuck in my butt so i have to get on a diet, and detoxs my body. everything i know and love i cant eat: pizza,popcorn,candy,fried chicken… but most of all-CHOCOLATE!!!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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NOT REALLY CHOCOLATE
I was trying to potty train my daughter and she was nude and before I could put panties on her she pooped in the floor and id reather had chocolate.…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
College Stress, Thar She Blows!
I have science labs to complete, not nearly enough sleep, too many photos that need taking, an advertisement to write, and finals to study for, with less than two days to do it. It’s an understatement to say……I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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DIET AGAIN!!!!!!!!
So I been on and off my diet for the past few weeks……. I finally decided if I wanted to fit into my bathing suit I better start eating right….I bought some fiber one bars and UGH!!!!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Bio
I did two loads of laundry, vacuumed my room and now I have to fold my laundry……I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Birthday Cake
I kept hinting that I wanted a chocolate cake for my birthday but I ended up with a FRUIT TART!!!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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On the Outside Looking In
We were eating at the Cheesecake Factory on top of the Macy’s building in San Francisco, where they have AMAZING Godiva chocolate cheesecake. Poor bird was on the other side of the glass, and my guess is that, as he pecked at the crumbs on the ledge, he was thinking…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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That Kind of Morning
You know it’s going to be that kind of morning when you sleep through your alarm clock, when in your hurry you smash your toe into furniture, trip over the dog, and absentmindedly put the milk carton in the microwave instead of your cup of milk.…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Fencing, When?
I traveled with my team to Club Nationals this year, except the scheduling was messed up. For the Women’s Sabre squad, we were ready to fence by 11:30AM – we didn’t get to fence until 8PM. I was exhausted, miserable, and hungry, and lost my first bout cold……I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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UGH!!!
Ugh! Mondays!!
Ugh! Menstrual cycles!!
Ugh! Early classes!!
Ugh! Late Busses!!
Ugh! Rainy Days!!
Ugh early classes and late busses and menstrual cycles that start on Rainy Mondays!!!
Man!!!!!!>>>>>>>…..…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Even My Cat Wants Chocolate
While eating chocolate, i gave my cat her cat food. She turned, stood up and meowed also wanting a piece of chocolate. Before she would attack me, i had to get her a piece of chocolate . Guess we all have the same thought when it comes to food…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Poor Dog
I love to dress my dog up,but dont think he really enjoys it! As you can tell by the look on my dogs face hes not too thrilled and probably thinking…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Wrong direction
Google says 24minutes by bus or 40minutes walking. Got lost buying a metrocard, got lost finding the bus stop. Hopped on the bus, 5 stops down, bus driver tells me I’m going in the wrong direction. Arrived an hour later. Could have walked there and still have arrived earlier but…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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He should of went with the Chocolate!!!
My boyfriend rummaged through the cabinets for a bit to eat.He only found a snickers bar and peanuts. Not wanting to gain the weight back from his run earlier, He grabbed the peanuts! when he went to eat them a squeal appeared and started crawling up his leg !!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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SOUR MILK
PLLLEEASSSEEE! NO MORE SOUR MILK, I’D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE LIKE MOM!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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