I'd rather have chocolate

by sgmann on Mar 31st, '10

Came home from work to my boyfriend’s attempt at ‘cleaning the house.’ Cleaners all over, the washer overflowing with clothes and soap (the dishwasher too!), and the vacuum’s bag open with dirt and muck all over…and him with a “Who, me?” expression.…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

by Michael on Mar 31st, '10

I give my baby new food to try, shes probably thinking….…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

by Leslie on Mar 29th, '10

After washing the sheets this morning I found that my husband had put a newspaper on the edge of the washer and it had jumped in without my knowledge. Newspaper + sheets + water = a paper mache mess that one cannot begin to imagine. Happy Monday.…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

by Donna the fishergrandma-NOT on Mar 29th, '10

Its spring so that means another summer fishing and hauling boats, motors and equipment. I’m getting too old for this but my hubby still likes to fish so I must spend my time in a boat but if I have to fish..…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

by Maryanne on Mar 26th, '10

Took 3 days off ,went to casino. Left money and lots of food for dog sitter. I lost $400. Sitter came 2 times! Food had to be tossed and dog peed in house! And, the night I got home, the dog got sprayed in the face by a skunk!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

by EASTER BUNNY??? on Mar 26th, '10

Dog has identity confusion. Wife dresses him up every holiday in goofy costume and he is so patient so maybe if she wins some chocolate she will stop so next time……I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

by What happens in Vegas on Mar 23rd, '10

We went to Vegas and ran into the Chippendale dancers at the Rio so decided to do a group hug with the hunks but it was rather awackward so when in Vegas… …I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

by Barbara on Mar 23rd, '10

It was my first attempt at many Creme Brulee. My step-son and his family were coming for dinner. I wanted him to try the dessert first. As you can see – his reaction was – “I’d Rather Have Chocolate>”…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

by CAMPING IS TOO MUCH WORK SOMETIMES on Mar 22nd, '10

Took some virgin campers/buddies into the wilderness and they thought it was a 5 star resort. I cooked-I cleaned fish-I did dishes-I did it all and never again..next time…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

by CAMPING IS TOO MUCH WORK SOMETIMES on Mar 21st, '10

Took some virgin campers/buddies into the wilderness and they thought it was a 5 star resort. I cooked-I cleaned fish-I did dishes-I did it all and never again..next time……I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

by Dan on Mar 19th, '10

I gave the girl I like a carnation for Valentine’s Day. Later she told me that she got rid of the carnation and that we should just be “friends.” I’D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE! …I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

by Rather not clean my room on Mar 19th, '10

Told my kid we need to find the dog so lets clean your room-found some dirty soxs and undies-moldy food-lost homework-brokenitems-dirty sheets-unopened mail and the neighbors youngest child-…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

by Ania on Mar 17th, '10

Tried to cut my own bangs and forgot that they’d be shorter once my hair fully dried…unfortunately I can’t wear a hat to work everyday for the next several weeks…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

by Head for the hills! on Mar 15th, '10

My mother-in-law is coming for a visit! Need I say more?…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

by awvaughn on Mar 15th, '10

Dropped my cellphone in the toilet at work today. Had to decide whether to fish the thing out or flush it down… I’D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE. …I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

by sickofbeingsick on Mar 15th, '10

The good news is that I’m down to my pre-pregnancy weight. The bad news is that we’re going on week THREE of the stomach virus. I’m subsisting on Gatorade and graham crackers but……I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

by Robin on Mar 15th, '10

Our front awning came down with the snow . Done RIGHT.? WRONG. Next thing, carport could not take weight of the snow and it collapsed on my fiance’s car doing 1,000 bucks of damage and the carport will cost 4,300, …I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE