Came into work to find out I’d have to do an urgent huge mailing! Printing, stuffing envelopes, getting paper cuts, labeling and mailing for 1200 people is not how I wanted to start the day off!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
Came into work to find out I’d have to do an urgent huge mailing! Printing, stuffing envelopes, getting paper cuts, labeling and mailing for 1200 people is not how I wanted to start the day off!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
A hot shower was my goal(430am) as I make my way to turn on the button to the coffee pot, my foot squishes into puppy poop & I slip and fall on my butt. I looked at my foot and then my puppy and thought…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
Asked my husband to get me something sweet when he picked up some groceries on the way home…so he brings home some dried fruit!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
Asked my son about the history test .
“Mom, it didn’t go to well, I had to take it in Arabic”
“ARABIC??”
“Yea the test was on the computor and the first thing it asked, was what language ?” “I hit A for American”
“American???”
He and….…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
My baby POOPED all over her outfit and blanket which is no big deal except no one told me!! I was carrying a bunch of things and put the blanket in my mouth to give her!!! I got an AWFUL suprise!! Then today i woke up sick..COINCIDENCE? …I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
Just moving we didn’t know anyone, so we were invited to a neighbors 90th birthday. I greeted the old man in the rocker with a big ‘HAPPY BIRTHDAY’, only to have him say ‘IT’S NOT MY BIRTHDAY, IT’S MY FATHERS BIRTHDAY, HE’S OVER THERE. Good way to meet the neighbors….…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
My mom sent me a care package with the following: socks, tea towels, pillowcases, cookies and raisins…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
Oatmeal for breakfast, salad for lunch, more salad for dinner…diets suck!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
When I said, “Sure, I’ll go out with your cousin.”
“Sure, I’ll try a new hairstyle.”
“Sure, I can ski!”
“Sure, I”ll watch your kids for the weekend!”
For all those, oh so many times, Sister Mary Dorothea’s words,
“When in doubt..DON’T” came back to haunt me……I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
I have to take my sweet baby girl to get 5 shots!! Last time she was cranky for 3 days!!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
He’s late, wasting my time. I’m going to strangle those friends of mine. For a blind date, I wish I didn’t have to see. He’s a complete mess and suffocating me. He made me pay, claims he didn’t get his check today. Take me home. I want out now……I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
I’ve heard stories about how awful Durian smells but how great it tastes so I decided to be brave and try it out…Let’s just say it tastes as bad as it smells!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
I was stuck in traffic for almost two hours with just a bottle of water and two stale crackers…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
We are selling our home so I was cleaning out the dankest and darkest parts of our basement when my 2 year old son screamed, “Mama, chocolate!”, just as he was reaching for the ‘chocolate’ on the ground, I realized they were mouse droppings. I’d rather have REAL chocolate. …I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE