Paper Cuts before the weekend!

by Ania on Feb 26th, '10

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Came into work to find out I’d have to do an urgent huge mailing! Printing, stuffing envelopes, getting paper cuts, labeling and mailing for 1200 people is not how I wanted to start the day off!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

Since I can’t go to Hawaii

by Cindy on Feb 25th, '10

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With all the snow we got and wishing I was in Hawaii but with the prices nowadays………….…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

Wake up call

by Lorraine on Feb 25th, '10

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A hot shower was my goal(430am) as I make my way to turn on the button to the coffee pot, my foot squishes into puppy poop & I slip and fall on my butt. I looked at my foot and then my puppy and thought…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

Something sweet!

by Chocolate Please on Feb 25th, '10

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Asked my husband to get me something sweet when he picked up some groceries on the way home…so he brings home some dried fruit!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

The Test

by The Test on Feb 25th, '10

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Asked my son about the history test .
“Mom, it didn’t go to well, I had to take it in Arabic”
“ARABIC??”
“Yea the test was on the computor and the first thing it asked, was what language ?” “I hit A for American”
“American???”

He and….…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

Never lie to your parents

by Bryan on Feb 24th, '10

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I went jumping ff the river banks and broke my leg but told parents I was sliding into homeplate cuz I was suppose to be at softball so parents didn’t think it was serious until the next day had to have surgery next time..…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

sick

by ben on Feb 24th, '10

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My baby POOPED all over her outfit and blanket which is no big deal except no one told me!! I was carrying a bunch of things and put the blanket in my mouth to give her!!! I got an AWFUL suprise!! Then today i woke up sick..COINCIDENCE? …I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

K9 Bite Demonstraion

by Rachel on Feb 24th, '10

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Seeing K9 Bronco coming after you knowing I signed up to be the agitator, at this moment “I’d rather have chocolate”!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

90th Birthday

by Mike on Feb 24th, '10

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Just moving we didn’t know anyone, so we were invited to a neighbors 90th birthday. I greeted the old man in the rocker with a big ‘HAPPY BIRTHDAY’, only to have him say ‘IT’S NOT MY BIRTHDAY, IT’S MY FATHERS BIRTHDAY, HE’S OVER THERE. Good way to meet the neighbors….…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

Care Package

by Care Package on Feb 24th, '10

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My mom sent me a care package with the following: socks, tea towels, pillowcases, cookies and raisins…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

Its others on the road sometimes

by People pay attention on snowy roads on Feb 24th, '10

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Son said mom I am a careful driver I’ll be fine but he was driving down the freeway in a snow storm when another driver going to fast crossed over media and hit him.Instead of going out in a storm..…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

Diets

by Dieter on Feb 23rd, '10

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Oatmeal for breakfast, salad for lunch, more salad for dinner…diets suck!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

Teething

by E on Feb 23rd, '10

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This little guy kept us up from 1:00 to 5:00 am the other night! He had two teeth coming in at once. Then he smiles at us the next day and it’s all good. But sleepless nights?…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

When I Said

by Solo 58 on Feb 23rd, '10

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When I said, “Sure, I’ll go out with your cousin.”
“Sure, I’ll try a new hairstyle.”
“Sure, I can ski!”
“Sure, I”ll watch your kids for the weekend!”
For all those, oh so many times, Sister Mary Dorothea’s words,
“When in doubt..DON’T” came back to haunt me……I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

Only chocolate satisfies me!

by angielala on Feb 22nd, '10

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Every guy I meet wants to rush into things. They aren’t into foreplay and don’t want to take the time to please me the way I deserve. I always feel like I get the short end of the stick so I’m just better off being alone surrounded by Godiva!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

shots!!

by tziv on Feb 22nd, '10

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I have to take my sweet baby girl to get 5 shots!! Last time she was cranky for 3 days!!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

The Perfect Ending to a Blind Date

by daydreams on Feb 22nd, '10

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He’s late, wasting my time. I’m going to strangle those friends of mine. For a blind date, I wish I didn’t have to see. He’s a complete mess and suffocating me. He made me pay, claims he didn’t get his check today. Take me home. I want out now……I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

Durian

by Ania on Feb 22nd, '10

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I’ve heard stories about how awful Durian smells but how great it tastes so I decided to be brave and try it out…Let’s just say it tastes as bad as it smells!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

Gotta love a moose head!!!!!

by MOOSE HAT ANYONE??? on Feb 19th, '10

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Went to a nice hat shop and everyone was trying on all the nice fancy Sunday hats but I’m more practical so moose hat for me but everyone laughed at me so next time instead……I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

Stuck in traffic

by Agata on Feb 19th, '10

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I was stuck in traffic for almost two hours with just a bottle of water and two stale crackers…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

The Dress-up Game

by Natawna on Feb 19th, '10

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So my fiancé and I arrive at his mom’s house for our “Wedding Shower”. Halfway through the party my mother suggests playing a game entitled, “The Dress-up Game”. As I got drug out to the front porch against my will and then BLIND FOLDED, I couldn’t help but think… …I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

Won’t you be my Valentine?

by Kat on Feb 18th, '10

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This year for Valentines i got my family and friends Valentines gifts in hopes to bring a little cheer to this tough year, unfortunately my family and friends forgot about the day entirely and i ended up with last minute gifts that i was allergic too.…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

A different kind of chocolate…

by Truffle Shuffle on Feb 17th, '10

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We are selling our home so I was cleaning out the dankest and darkest parts of our basement when my 2 year old son screamed, “Mama, chocolate!”, just as he was reaching for the ‘chocolate’ on the ground, I realized they were mouse droppings. I’d rather have REAL chocolate. …I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

Gorilla Gram!

by SM21 on Feb 17th, '10

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Nothing says Happy Birthday (or embarrassment) in front of your entire company than a singing (rather poorly) Gorilla Gram. I’d RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

Elephants don’t make good neighbors!

by Pnichols on Feb 17th, '10

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I’m a Bongo. My regular diet is tree/bush leaves, vines, bark and pith of rotting trees, grasses/herbs, and roots, AND I live in a zoo, just down wind of the elephants!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE