I'd rather have chocolate

by Sherry Mae on Jan 29th, '10

The middle of the nite dark no lights on going to the rest room, I enter the bathroom leaving the lights off , well you guessed it my dog left a gift for me. Looks like chocolate but doesn’t smell or taste like chocolate. I’d rather have chocolate covered cherries.…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

by William J on Jan 25th, '10

My MIL is a photographer. She convinces me to take off my shirt and undress my newborn girl to do Father/daughter pics. I protested but had to do it my wife says. Just as I hear click, something “plops” into my hand…oh, crap! Now, they have pic to prove it!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

by JCausby on Jan 25th, '10

Walter and I would rather have chocolate than play with toys! My kitty even has an affinity for chocolate, even though he is not allowed to eat it. He likes to sniff the wrappers!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

by Viking XFan on Jan 25th, '10

Got excited for the Vikings game but it was not to be even our dog got into it but another year of disappointment so next year……I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

by Tonia on Jan 25th, '10

My best friend lives down the street. Today, as I left his place, I turned around quickly to tell him something I forgot to say, all the while forgetting he has a spring-loaded front door.

Yep, you guessed it…my face became his door stopper. My nose hurts!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

by Energist on Jan 23rd, '10

My cars brakes barely work, half the time the seat belt won’t pull out, and because a relative who works with ducks drives it, it smells like a duck farm!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

by sgmann on Jan 22nd, '10

Alarm clock rings….

Four o’ clock in the morning. Yawn! A substitute teacher’s day starts EARLY.

Getting out of my nice warm bed is soooo hard!

Hurry with the shower, make-up and breakfast…can’t be late!

Going outside…Splash! Oh no! It’s pouring down rain, too!

Godiva, take me away!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

by Amy on Jan 22nd, '10

Saw the ships in the harbor but the sun was too much and I got sunburnt the next day I woke up red and burnt so…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

by Planned a murder mystery party on Jan 21st, '10

Got into costumes-hosted a murder mystery party and had a blast must found out I was the murder’er-Oh wow……I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

by luv_my_ten on Jan 21st, '10

This morning was a blah day and I really wanted some chocolate very bad and it brought me to this website. Well eventually I did get some later on today thank u so much mom! …I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

by Could use a little pick me up on Jan 18th, '10

Grandma and Grandpa have had a hard times. Grandpa has had many heart surgeries. Grandma had breast cancer. They live on social security and barly make rnds meet.Please give them 5 stars so they would get a surprise package in the mail plus chocolate is good for your heart.…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE

by laura on Jan 18th, '10

today was our annual garbage trip. even though we keep things clean and sorted, garbage, re-cycleables sorted, but , all the same…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE