I am married to a chef who adores quality chocolates. We found Godiva, Obviously tried their product and both of us delight in what I refer to as The Big O.…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
I’d Rather Have Chocolate……..
December is the month for Jolly Good Cheer
Except when you turned 43 this year!
My locks are fading, my sight is a blur
I need a lot more than frankincense and myhrr.
Forget the beach body I wished I could get
I’d rather be eating a box of chocolate!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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loves the snow hates the kling-ons
Pup loves the snow but stays out so long he ends up with snowballs in his fur now he needs a hot bath so I have to give it to him but……I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
Another ugly holiday sweater
Santa must have thought I was naughty this year cuz I got another ugly ugly sweater-. If I had a choice between chocolate and this sweater……I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
Chocolate Basket Balls
The other night at Lakers game. Forgot bag of Godiva truffles to the game much better than nachos. A celebrity regular in the same row with a Godiva gold bag of truffles who then saw me smiled and said” you want a chocolate basketball” Merry Christmas!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Engaged, Car Break Down, Lost Ring
Christmas morning, I got engaged to a wonderful man. On the way to tell our families we get a flat, which I change. We get to the first house to tell the family& they want to see the ring. It is already lost. WE RATHER HAD CHOCOLATE THAT MORNING!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Family Togetherness
From my exceptionally excited 8 year old son to my never happy with her gifts mother to my 17 year old with the phone growing out of her ear…getting together for the holidays is always interesting…but……I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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my boyfriend’s cat.
I’ve been with my boyfriend for 20 years. we live in a house he just bought. he said that i’m welcome to live at HIS house if i want too. His cat really expresses me there. I deal with this every day. I have scratches and bites to prove it.…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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DEMON CAT
I GAVE MY BOYFRIEND A WONDERFUL KITTEN 6 YRS AGO. THE WONDERFUL KITTEN BECAME MY RIVAL FOR MY BOYFRIEND. I’M GREETED EVERY MORNING WITH A LOOK THEN A SCRATCH A BITE AND MY BOYFRIEND TELLING THE CAT “GOOD GIRL”…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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WE GOT CAUGHT BY THE CHIP AND DALE DANCERS
Went to Vegas with some girlfriends and we ran into chipendales and they wanted a group hug-which we gave them Who’s been naughty ad who’s been nice but..…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
He’s cute but he is tone deaf
Hubby loves to sing at special moments and he really thinks he has a good voice but its really really bad-I mean bad. He’s totally tone deaf could not sing on key and when he sings to me… …I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
Christmas Eve Eve
At least half of the people in town had to be in the grocery store today, most fighting over the biggest ham. I ran out of ribbon and I’m afraid to go back to the store. Then I burned the Christmas cookies.…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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If I were a woman
My husband was watching a TV show about the sexiest man on earth. Disgustedly, he called in to me, “I don’t think he’s sexy at all. Come in here. If you were a woman, would you think he was sexy.”…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Anatomy practical-ly driving me crazy
I need to know 70% of the muscles of the limbs plus blood supply and innervation by noon tomorrow and I’D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE than think about how I bombed the heck out of today’s practice practical exam. Happy holidays indeed……I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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2 superheros on a Saturday night
We are 2 superheros waiting for a call on the red hot phone from the comishner to call but its a slow night in Gotham City so we started to read but ……I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
Birthday Disaster
I never take a vacation on my birthday but this year I went out. Got lost in the city for hours, set the smoke detector off at the hotel, busted my car tire, it rained all week and when I came back home my house had been broken into.…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Lost Job, Lost choloclate, lost souls
Living in a strange place, applying for positions that tell me “with my qualifications I should have no trouble finding something that matches my skills.” I would RATHER BE EATING CHOCOLATE helping people, and working full time. Is that too much to ask??…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Look ma no hands
got my picture taken in Vegas but I had to find a place to put my hands so my pockets seemed like it was the best past but…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
SNOWDAY!
19 inches of snow! Yay! Help 10 year old find gear, suit up 4 year old under protest, suit up 2 year old, wrestling match. 4 year old has mitten malfuntion- potty break- send back out. 2 year old comes in Hour and a half of the morning gone……I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Have to return my dog
My ex boyfriend left me his dog for over a year, than this month he ask me to send the dog to him. I was so sad. Had to bring him to airport and sent to buenos aires.…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Had to wake up at 0530 to get out of a warm bed into a cold snow storm to take my dog out before they plow me out and shovel the front door. Having my pants fall down while the snow plow finally gets to the condo?…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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NOT so Merry Christmas
Accidentally slept in two hours– Running late to help staff a volunteer Christmas event. First person to greet me? My boyfriend’s crazy ex-girlfriend. She’s volunteering. All weekend, too! 
…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Too many shots
Today I had to get two allergy shots in one arm and a tetanus shot in the other. One arm is black and blue and the other is really swollen and hot. Both of them hurt like the dickens.…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Sure, Be fooled by their outward appearance…
One pulled the meat from the kitchen counter while I unloaded groceries. Tiny snout sneaked out new gloves from the zippered purse. The fluffy one nabbed toast from the table while I got a coffee refill. Cat thinks 2AM is a fine time for a drink from the bathroom sink.…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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