While ordering Christmas pictures, my 6-month old was sitting on the floor playing. He started to fuss so I picked him up. That’s when the smell hit me. The poop had come out of his diaper, up his back and was all over my WHITE shirt. Time out……I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
HAND OVER THE CHOCLATE AND NO ONE GETS HURT
Christmas is supose to be a time of giving and sharing and sometimes you just got to have chocolate especially Godiva to get threw these moments.If it were tears and crying going on..…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
a long night
Today I came back to el paso from las vegas, it was so tired. I forgot to do the homework so I won’t sleep because i need to finish it. Is 5 am already and i would be way better and easier with a piece of chocolate.…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Meeting boyfriends relatives
My boyfriends relatives wanted to meet me–they chose a park for a pick nick. The park had gorgeous views ——and crazy winds!! I put my hair in a pony tail and the elastic snapped. I spent all day wrestling my hair —…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
Chocolate Vs. Exams
I just home after a looong day of work and school- and I just took my last Final Exam- which means I have JUST completed my Masters!!!! Yeah!!! And now, I have to study for yet another Exam- my CFA- which is only few days away…..Honestly…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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The Birthday Poop
I had a birthday party last weekend. Right before I left, I took Bogey out for a walk. Hurrying, I scooped her up to rush inside and the smell hit me – she had poop all over her and now I had it all over me and my costume…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Remember who you’re calling!
When leaving a message for a fellow church member, I ended the message with,”Love you, bye!” just like I do when leaving messages for my family. His wife heard it and had their entire family listen to the message and also shared the story with others at church.…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Open mouth and insert foot!
I work at a middle school and we have daily announcements. Usually a student does the announcements, but one day the student did not show and I had to do the announcements. All went well until I finished the announcements and said, “Goodbye” like I was on the phone. OOPS!!!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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DOWN AROUND MY KNEES
One morning, I grabbed a rather old, but unused, pair of panty hose to wear to work. Walking from the parking lot, I realized that the elastic wasteband was so old that it was totally useless. Until I reached my office, my panty hose were DOWN AROUND MY KNEES! …I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Swine flu: the gift that keeps on giving!
I’ve had H1N1 flu for weeks, and worried about Thanksgiving plans for our family. Finally, I got better, and braved the stores for a new tablecloth for the holiday…and two days later was down with fever and strep (an “opportunistic secondary infection”)! Our Thanksgiving is cancelled. 
Frankly……I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Our Dream House
We scrimped and saved for 8 years, to buy our “dream house.” The gas company came to turn on the gas, and red tagged the heater – I’d rather have hot chocolate. The deck man came to replace some boards – the foundation is rotten. We shoulda bought chocolate instead……I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
Don’t Hate
I’m packing to go visit my mother-in-law who hates me!!!! I have to spend Thanksgiving week with them and they can’t stand me. Oh joy!!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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I will knock next time
I planned to visit a friend late one day. She told me to let myself in, but she had a “guest” at a time she didn’t expect. Let’s just say I heard and saw things I’d really rather not. I was mortified!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Work
I have been at work all day, just sitting at my desk. Most people in the office are having a great time doing what they love. I would rather be out doing something fun…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Home for Christmas
My laptop recently crashed so I took all of my savings and bought a Macbook. I also forgot that I need to buy a plane ticket home(California) for the Holidays. Now, I have a new computer but no money to fly home for the holidays.…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
Puppy Save
Today when I was reversing my car on the driveway, a puppy came up and just stood there, right behind my car. I suddenly realized that I was over the poor, cute puppy. I quickly drove back into my garage. Oh life is so stressful!…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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DREADED OVERDRAFT FEES
I made a 14 CENTS error in my bank account, which quickly snowballed into 6 OVERDRAFT FEES…equivalent to $198! Now I have to figure out how to come up with the remainder of my rent money?!?! UGH…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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H1N1 = NO Baby Shower
I am 30wks pregnant and was looking forward to my baby shower this Sunday, that is until the swine flu showed up and took out almost all of my entire family and thus my baby shower with it! Ugh …I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Choclatey Goop
I was walking down the street and I found a store that sells chocolate shakes chocolate desserts. IT TASTED HORRIBLE! That’s when I realized that . . . I’D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE in solid form.…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Sportscar
I backed our, and by our I mean my husband’s, sports car into a tree…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Kindergarden Drawing
My son came home from school with one of those drawings of his family. When I asked him what he had decided to depict in it, he said, “Mommy yelling at daddy!” IRHC…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Recovering
I am recovering from surgery and am so tired. I am also wondering who is going to get everything done for the holidays. I think a nice box of chocolates would help.…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Not just a bad day but a bad year
My husband lost his job and is unable to find work. Both my father and father-in-law are being treated for cancer. My mom was taken to the hospital today because of her 15 yr illness and I am working another 20 hr day to make ends meat.…I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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Teacher Trauma
I teach third grade … all of my report cards are due tomorrow and I haven’t finished them, I have a stack of papers to grade and books to organize, I have a teacher-training meeting all morning, my computer is on the fritz and…….IT’S MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW! …I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
Klutzy Realtor
While previewing a house, I was on a mission to see the 3-car garage. I missed a step and let out a loud, weird scream as I fell flat on my face, landing on my twisted ankle with all my weight. I wonder how long I’ll have this painful limp. …I'D RATHER HAVE CHOCOLATE
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